when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
(Source: wintersoldier-iscoming, via beyoncevevo)
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via nice-wig-janis)
oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via bastille)
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.
why do i live here
the way he was opening it just made me cringe
Stupidddd. I’m having a heart attack!!!
friend: guess what????
friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!