puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via nice-wig-janis)

Timestamp: 1411140868

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via nice-wig-janis)

aaronjamesf:

MATTIA BALSAMINI

(Source: theleoisallinthemind, via fudge)

Timestamp: 1411140846

aaronjamesf:

MATTIA BALSAMINI

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(Source: nayyirahwaheed, via liimeades)

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via bastille)

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

(via nice-wig-janis)

Timestamp: 1411140606

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

(via nice-wig-janis)

ruinedchildhood:

never forget.

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nice-wig-janis:

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here

the way he was opening it just made me cringe

Stupidddd. I’m having a heart attack!!!

Timestamp: 1411140468

nice-wig-janis:

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here

the way he was opening it just made me cringe

Stupidddd. I’m having a heart attack!!!

nice-wig-janis:

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

(Source: illkim)

Timestamp: 1411140293

nice-wig-janis:

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

(Source: illkim)

tupacabra:

friend: guess what????

me: what?

friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!

me:

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(via bastille)

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?